alright, i've given this stuff many chances over several weeks. i'm finished. its clumpy, awkward, and my lashes don't look particularly long or defined, by any means. who decided that a regular mascara wand was no longer sufficient? its nonsense! this stuff is a sham! there, i said it.
now in the spirit of 1992 i cast it into the fiery pit, but by all means, you can do what you choose. just don't come crying to me when you've poked yourself in the eye with a goopy, spiked, rubbery sphere. ya, that won't be embarrassing at all.
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