Saturday, May 22, 2010
No More Backpacks.
for the love of all things decent, i am asking you to stop carrying a backpack. i know you're gonna try to tell me that its convenient and fits a lot of stuff and is better for your back, but i think you're full of shit. i think that if you're no longer in grade 6, then you have no business carrying a backpack.
backpacks are hideously unstylish. i know that sometimes, people opt for function over style (though honestly, i still don't get it), but this is not one of those cases. the damn things make me cringe. i beg of you, get yourself a nice leather shoulder bag, carry your papers, lunch or running shoes in a tree-friendly canvas bag, or you can even carry a messenger bag for heaven's sake. but please, burn your backpack. or alternatively, you can give it to your 10-year-old niece.
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ReplyDeleteMy briefcase is the epitome of refined style.
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